Hometown revisited
Hamilton has come on.
It still gets the occasional poke in the ribs, but its no longer
in the recovery position. Poor old Huntly gets that one now.
Following the South African rugby tour in 1981, the
infamous invasion of the pitch and the calling off of the game, political
cartoonist Tom Scott wrote "there's a lot of nice people come from
Hamilton, it's the ones that stay there that spoil it."
That was both genius and less than generous. I'd just
moved on from the Tron and it was like both a pat on the back and a kick in the
pills.
Our family moved to Hamilton in the 1970's when the pop'n
was 100,000 and I was 15. These day's it's double and I'm nearly four times
that.
Dad spared us Huntly, commuting there each day for work.
Life was rugby in the winter, rowing in the summer and
holiday jobs on the land. Picking up hay or cutting animals up for export at
the freezing works.
Cafe culture was kona coffee or percolated in the urn with
a custard square at the counter. If you wanted coffee in Dinsdale on th road to
Raglan, It was Greggs instant at the Shell station. Full cream from the bottle.
Friday nights I'd ride my shiny Honda SL125 round the city
block and park up outside Meltzers surf shop, find out where the parties were
and we'd be off. Led Zep 3, Slade, Elton's Yellow Brick rd.
I had my arse pinched for the first time in Hamilton - the
wonderful Operatic Society.
Man we could prance, and being straight it was fun making
up the numbers.
With the Hamilton rowing club, we sneaked in a girls crew.
Took it to the committee and they said no, girls bring the pikelets on regatta
day and besides, there's no toilet facilities. So we did it anyway when the
boys weren’t training, coaching the clubs first female crew.
I fell in love for the first time in the Tron - not quite
Paris, but when the stars wink over Hamilton lake on a clear night parked up in
the Cortina, it could be.
My dad always said
“if you find a nice girl, leave her that way”.
He didn’t often say much my dad, and when I asked him some
advice about gardening he said, “just one piece son, don’t get caught.” Ahahahah
As Uni students we had some great financial perks.
No fee’s in the late 70’s, we got paid a small student
allowance and best of all, our holiday jobs pulled top dollar. All bow to the
freezing works.
It was bow to the east actually, mother England having
brushed us off so we sold to Iraq/Iran etc.
Affco, Horotiu. A mere blip on the map between Hamilton
and Ngaruawahia.
Soon as you came within half a kilometer you could smell
it.
Once you were in, you were in. Season after season.
It meant we could go flatting, run a car, drink up large –
the money was primo.
I worked 4 or 5 seasons at Affco, on the gut trays
separating innards, the beef chain chopping out eye fillets, the cooling floor
corralling the stiffs, and in the stockyards, guardian to the bobby calves and
pigs.
At 19 I was earning more than my mother who was a charge
nurse at Waikato hospital with 20 + years experience.
A gravy train while it lasted.
We’d be working away and suddenly union bosses would call
an ‘All Up’ and hundreds of workers would assemble in the carpark where some geezer
would bark that working conditions on
the mutton board were untenable - steam coming out of the pipes or something,
and it was Strike!
A rugby league fixture that arvo in neighbouring
Ngaruawahia was pure coincidence.
Farmers were earning close to nothing for some of their
stock and we weren’t helping.
Different balance of payments these days.
Thanks to the slaughterhouse, I owned two MkII Cortina’s
at the same time. One column shift/bench seat, the other bucket seats, stick
shift and a bit more grunt. I was going places, could’ve been Mayor if I’d stuck
around and played my cards right.
Young Hamilton came with it’s own university, just out of
trainer wheels but holding ground.
Doing
hometown Uni is a bit weird.
Your old chums watch you get bent as opposed to you
gapping it to Otago where you can get buggary bent w/out being observed. We got
tidily surveiled as we kicked up middle class styles with Johhny Rotten sneaking
into the suburbs.
There were a lot of firsts in Hamilton.
That first love? Pulling
into her folks driveway for the second time to see that Yamaha TY250, low slung,
twice the cc, chrome nuts glistening on the crankcase, fresh tread on the
tyres.
I remember that u-turn like yesterday.
In Hamilton I discovered hard work, rock n roll,
motorbikes, weed, getting drunk, girls, and a critical suspicion of authority. Home for 6 years, good old landlocked Hamilton.
Once I’d done, things moved quickly.
Goodbye to the seasons at Affco, the regatta’s at
Karapiro.
A tank of gas, a bag of weed and I was gone.
Closing on 40 years later and I’ve been making my peace with the
Waikato.
There’s a greater mix of elves and hobbits now. Still a
few Orks.
This year my old high school 1st XV got owned by
Hamilton Boys High School’s 4th XV, 40 something nil - hammered.
Hamilton can be a tale of two cities.
I made lifetime friends in Hamilton.
One of my teachers from that school remains a great mate,
sold me his band gear when he hung up his gigging axe.
And I have a special
Tron friend who never left. He was the first person I ever asked on a date. He's never pinched my arse (though there's still time) and his family and I have become 4eva chums. He's just
set me up with an avocado tree.
A little while back the two of us dug up the high school time
capsule, a few of us catching up at significant b/day.
New Hamilton is going places.
They’re working on the ringroad and there’s grass, diggers and development everywhere. Both sides of the river still home sizeable tracts of comfortably - or uncomfortably conservative brethren.
New Hamilton is going places.
They’re working on the ringroad and there’s grass, diggers and development everywhere. Both sides of the river still home sizeable tracts of comfortably - or uncomfortably conservative brethren.
Fair to say mainstream narrative wins the day, and I've been known to resort to meds for hometown visits. You
wouldn’t diss dairying too loud.
They’d have you in Garden Place in stocks and pelt you
with sour cream before you could say soy latte.
Mooo.
Here’s to the shire.
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